You use up ALL the hot water each time you take a shower.
While IN the shower you are tempted to write yourself a "To Do" list in soap on the wall.
You find yourself humming "The Wheels on the Bus" while ironing.
You leave the rug with the cup of coffee spilled on it because you actually like walking into the room and smelling coffee.
You find yourself speaking "Dr. Seuss" at lunch, saying things like: "try them try them, you will like them," "You can eat it in your seat," "You can eat it with your doll," and so on.
You stop and smell an article of clothing hanging to dry EACH time you pass by it, just because you are dazzled by the smell of your fabric softener.
While finally getting ready for the day, at 3 P.M. or so, you catch yourself just before you end up squeezing toothpaste in your hand to put in your hair instead of gel.
You have depleted every drawer with hidden candy.
Your son, who you allowed to help your 2 year old go "stinky," comes to you beaming, with fingers held up to show you just what size it was, and you actually look excited rewarding both of them with food items.
You can't remember sleeping one whole night through. Ever.In.Your.Life.
You want to give yourself a manicure and you cannot remember exactly what your cuticle is and what on earth you are supposed to do with it.
The sound of the washer emptying is calming and relaxes you.
Just LOOKING at books you want to read makes you tired.
You wonder if leftover pumpkin roll in the freezer has sufficient nutritional content to serve as a side dish for dinner.
You, instead of correcting the leaning framed verse, just tilt your head to the side to read it better.
You hid your exercise DVD because of the immodest picture on it, now cannot find it to save your life, and pray that no one else finds it before you do.
You don't really even know what all goes on at a Spa, but know you need to spend a day there!